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annoyings:

if you’re awake talk to me about your favorite movie or artist or band

reblog if you want to be spammed with anonymous asks

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

dajo42:

dajo42:

fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee

wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair

outrights:

cuddle me or give me cash either is acceptable 

"In the land of gods and monsters
I was an angel
Looking to get fucked hard"
-"Gods and Monsters" by Lana Del Rey (via painequalspleasure)