Lace Corners of my Rose

I'm Aimie.

I'm mentally insane.

& in love with the most amazing man I have ever met.
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i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child

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  • me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste
  • mom: finish the one you have sweetie
  • me: it's empty
  • mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*

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